User:Elijah Luthor the First

I am "By the Grace of God, His Most Christian and August Excellency, Elijah Lionel Alexander Augustus Claudius Thomas Jefferson Luthor the First; lawful, genetic, lineal paternal descendant and claimant from and for 'the Judahite Royal House of David,' 'the Persian Royal House of Achaemenid,' 'the Macedonian Royal House of Argos,' 'the Ptolemaic [Grecian] Royal House in Egypt,' 'the Roman Imperial House of Caesar,' 'the Britannian Royal House of Arthur,' 'the English Royal House of Plantagenet,' 'the English Royal House of Tudor,' and patriarch for 'the House of Luthor.'"